Shitbag Station

Anonymous asked:

high and just ate a breahhtakingly crisp grape

hyrude:

not joking this is giving me the will to live another day. life’s intoxicatingly full of many such little pleasures

catchymemes:

slut-jpeg:

snoopy image of the day

beaft:

this is my artist rendition of puddles when she’s been napping and i accidentally wake her up

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annakarenina:

The Truman Show
1998, dir. Peter Weir

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rosethornewrites:

Random poll, take 2

Participated in an archaeological dig

Shot a bow and arrow

Rode a horse

Cannot eat gluten/wheat

Published poet

Quit a job due to burnout

Had wisdom teeth removed

Used to have a LiveJournal

None of these

More than one (please reblog with tags)

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lovely-v:

Web weaving

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evilkitten3:

gokustits:

animentality:

frieza is gay and nonbinary but he’s a bitch before he’s anything else and also he likes having new and fun ways for his minions to be awful to each other

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silverskulltula:

listen hobbit pussy could be mediocre (doubtful) but even if it was it’s still followed by a 17 course homecooked meal and the kind of weed that would make sauron scared. lithe beautiful immortal elven pussy has no power compared to the simple, hardworking hobbit. and it goes without saying that you cannot handle dwarven pussy.

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biandanxious18:

cockyroaches:

firelxdykatara:

an-ace-up-your-sleeve:

chrisflemingslegs:

mythosphere:

Victor Frankenstein: I’ve created life but I refuse to put any effort into helping that life develop. I won’t teach him, love him, or defend him even though I forced him into existence with a fully operational adult brain lol. Peace, bitch.

The Monster: Am Eloquent Baby

Boomers: He’S NOt thE ViCtIM, HE’s tHe MOnsTEr

An ironic parallel considering the idea of “tough love” parenting that plenty of boomers like to use. If they buy into the idea that their kids just have to toughen up and face the real world without guidance or emotional support, I’m sure it does scare them to read a story where someone who wasn’t given any support began to resent their creator and turn on them.

it’s like that post that’s like ‘knowledge is knowing that frankenstein is the doctor; wisdom is knowing that frankenstein is the monster’. like the whole point of the post is that frankenstein’s monster is a victim of viktor frankenstein’s own monstrosity.

mary shelley did not lose her virginity on her mother’s grave just for people to misunderstand her best known work over a century later.

Great post everybody

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